Biden’s New School Dictionary

Bi-partisan: Everybody does what I say. Everybody agrees with me.
“It’s Bi-way or the highway.”

Bi-polar: What he says and actually does are “poles apart.”
“After listening to that speech; I need some Bi-polar medication.”

Bi-ennial: Young person who believes Biden’s doctrinal cant.
“That book burning was a Bi-ennial celebration.”

Bi-cycle: Variable; one Term, two Terms, for Life. Impeached.
“It’s time to get off the Bi-cycle, and do something productive.”

Bi-onic: A stupid policy.
“That Bi-onic replacement is worse than the original.”

Bi-ped: A person who sold their transport to pay taxes.
“Biped workers walk long hours.”

Bi-lateral: Having only one side.
“His Bi-lateral platform embraced a Bi-partisan viewpoint.”

Bi-sect: A theocracy.
“Those new laws Bi-sected all our Constitutional Freedoms.